Henlo Frens!
It iz I, Jade!
My hooman gave me sum pretty tasty nom noms and asked me to rate them. I love nom noms more than my kibble bits.
Oh, boy, I’m so excited for diz!
Ready?
Can I start munching now?
Okay, okay… I give my ratings, too, geez!
The Official Food Ranking By Jade
Buddiez in the park don’t like hooman nom noms. But, I WOOF them! Gimme all!
Okay, maybe not all, but Jade no picky eater, getz it?
First up, hooman gave Jade rib steak. Jade wantz all the rib steakz!
Om nom nom… I eatz it in 5 secondz. Can I haz more? I gib steak 50.000/10!
No steak? Oh, okay… What next? ‘Nanas?
*mlem, mlem*
Seriously? I gib 0/10 for this banano. Eek!
What dat? Sum long green stickz? Asparagus? Never heard.
*sniff, sniff*
Got crumch, but it’z no steak. Green stickz gibs 5/10.
Now what? Coconutty? That fluffy ballz?
PASS! Gib -2/10, no thamks…
Uuh, spagooti! Jade woofs spagooti!
Gib me! Gib me! Gib me! And, putz some steak on spagooti, too!
I knowz that smellz. CHIMKEN!
Hooman, it’z all gud now. I forgive you for coconutty and ‘nanas. Next time, you cookz better da chimken, okay?
Iz that corn? Ohmalawd, I wantz corn!
Got crumch. Jade gotta lick lick, and nib nib, but corn tastez good.
Will monch the soul from dis…
Wut up, hooman? More raw meat? Yummmy!
Chimken gizzard? Watch me inhale it!
Quality mlerm. Supportz mom’s raw diet she feedz me…
Taste budz are happ!
Iz dat… Iz dat PB? Nutty buttah! Peanut butter! Doggo luvs peanut butter!
Oh, waitz… got celery, too… It’z fine, but next time, hold the celery. Dat green stickz got sum tough crumch.
More, hooman, moreee!
Gib me dat… Wut diz? Green beanz? Hmm… Gib it a try…
Nope, that’s a nope. I know green beanz healthy, but iz a no from Jade.
Dat all for today, frens! My belly iz too full. Gotta nap now. See you ‘morrow! Checkz it out: my YouTube channel. Me and my siblings gib food reviews all da time there. We luv having fun, too. Follow us for more delish content.
Thamks!
