Reddit is a real treasure trove for pet owners. Bored out of my mind, I scrolled through a Subreddit called What’s Wrong with your Dog? and found some true gems.
If you think your dog is a complete weirdo for liking or doing something that no other dog you know of likes or does, then welcome home. With more than two million members in the Subreddit, there will likely be more than one that outmatches you. Here are my best picks.
1. What’s The Game?
Igor and his new brother Pjotr playing
by u/colasinas in WhatsWrongWithYourDog
Whatever the game, the one on the right seems to not understand it. The other option is that he understands it too well for us to figure out what is going on.
2. Broken Dog
Didn’t think his derpy-ness could reach this level
by u/adn_ama21 in WhatsWrongWithYourDog
It took me a minute to realize the true shape of this dog. The owner must be an amazing human with supernatural petting powers with how flexible a pose this canine struck.
3. Mermaid Dog
I suspect my dog is half seal.
by u/ProjectHappy6813 in WhatsWrongWithYourDog
Why this dog won’t fully remove itself from the couch is a secret for the owner, too. They think he’s half seal, but it looks like a Mermaidor to me.
4. A Dobercraft Vehicle
Not my dog but is this normal? He be like, a lizard. King is one of the friendliest Dobermans I’ve ever met.
by u/opendesarapen in WhatsWrongWithYourDog
While this sitting pose looks everything but comfortable, this Dobermann seems to have found the sweet spot. Does this leg setup provide a better grip for the tiles?
5. We Can Never Do Nice Things
Wanted to take a nice picture of my dog. She decided to roll off the hill
by u/Jenikip in WhatsWrongWithYourDog
She had to ruin the scenic photo her owner was preparing for. At first glance I thought it was a sheep, but upon closer inspection I concluded that this is just a clumsy dog.
6. Entering The Room In Reverse
He ran into a glass door as a puppy
by u/patentmom in WhatsWrongWithYourDog
They say that past events shape our future. This German shepherd’s past saw him slam into a glass door. Now, he enters every room in reverse. I can’t say that’s stupid, but it is a nuisance.
7. Sleeping Demon
I think he might be possessed.
by u/itzahckrhet in WhatsWrongWithYourDog
Waking this dog up would unleash the wrath of who knows which otherworldly thing. Better leave it undisturbed until the Pitbull is awake.
8. Master Of Impressions
Mia. Queen of the derp.
by u/grilledcheesedip in WhatsWrongWithYourDog
Her name is Mia, and she is doing an impression of a famous person. People in the comments are saying this impression is of Kevin Hart, and I tend to agree. The resemblance is uncanny.
9. Oh, Boy! Am I Relaxed
Fitz’s relaxed face
by u/lostpatroness in WhatsWrongWithYourDog
Have you ever felt like this poor dog? I certainly had days that warranted this face. I wonder what worries he had that sucked the life out of him.
10. Casual Nap, Nothing Weird Here
Nap time
by u/donteattape in WhatsWrongWithYourDog
I’m certain that this is the most comfortable position for taking a nap. There are probably some cables holding the paws up. Yeah. It’s a classic owner prank.
11. Asleep Or Creepy?
He’s sleeping (?)
by u/exogenesis1100 in WhatsWrongWithYourDog
The owner was adamant that the dog is sleeping, but people in the comments opened the possibility of deceit. Maybe the dog is cunning and has a diabolical plan that requires faking sleep with its eyes open.
12. I’m Disappointed In Your Efforts
The face my dog makes when the amount of attention I’m providing him is unsatisfactory
by u/WhipperSnapper93 in WhatsWrongWithYourDog
A face speaks a million words. There’s no doubt this dog has some things he’d like to say. However, he prefers not to speak, or he’ll be in big, big trouble. And dear owner, please stop being not enough.
13. A Pitbull Fond Of Greens
Weller does not have the soap gene
by u/NBAJam95 in WhatsWrongWithYourDog
This owner shared his Pitties’ obsession with Reddit to see what everyone else thought about it. What’s the catch? Well, cilantro is the ultimate treat for these dogs, and they don’t care what other people think.
14. Michael Bolton Belting
Cheez pleez
by u/take_it_to_the_grave in WhatsWrongWithYourDog
Ah… I can almost hear the Micheal Bolton growl in this photo, “Tell me how am I supposed to live without you?”. I wonder what other hits this Chihuahua can do well.
15. Ergonomic Sofa
this is a perfectly normal way to sit
by u/gruuuuuumpy in WhatsWrongWithYourDog
There’s definitely some physics unknown to humans behind this anatomically weird sitting position. On second thought, it might be a lying position. Well, whatever it is, this dog seems to have mastered it.
